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PUZZLE 1
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Scroll to the bottom of the page for the answers of puzzle 1.!!!
In the 3 years since it was developed, it has been found that few people
could solve more than half in the first day. Many reported getting answers
long after the test had been set aside, at unexpected moments when their
minds were relaxed and some reported solving it over a period of several days.
Scoring: 1 - 6 Questions = Average
6 - 12 = Somewhat Intelligent
12 - 18 = Intelligent
18+ = Genius!!
Example: 16 O in a P
Answer: 16 Ounces in a Pound
1. 26 = L of the A
2. 7 = D of the W
3. 1001 = AN
4. 12 = S of the Z
5. 54 = C in a D (with J)
6. 9 = P in the SS
7. 88 = PK
8. 13 = S on the AF
9. 32 = D F at which W F
10. 18 = H on a G C
11. 90 = D in a R A
12. 200 D for P G in M
13. 8 = S on a SS
14. 3 = B M (S H T R)
15. 4 = Q in a G
16. 24 = H in a D
17. 1 = W on a U
18. 5 = D in a Z C
19. 57 = H V
20. 11 = P on a F B T
21. 1000 = W that a P is W
22. 29 = D in F in a L Y
23. 64 = S on a C B
24. 40 = D and N of the G F
25. 76 = T in the B P
26. 50 = W to L Y L
27. 99 = B of B on the W
28. 60 = S in an M
29. 1 = H on a U
30. 9 = J on the SC
31. 7 = B for SB
32. 21 = D on a D
33. 7 = W of the AW
34. 15 = M on a D M C
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PUZZLE 2
Take this test mentally, don't write down your answers, and don't
shout them out.
1. Pick a number from 2 to 9. It can be 2 or it can be 9, or any
number in between.
2. Take that number that you've chosen, and multiply it by 9.
3. That should give you a two digit number. Take those two digits and
add them together.
4. Take the resulting number and subtract 5 from it.
5. Take that number and correspond it to the alphabet, numbering the
letters. A =1, B=2, C=3, and so on.
6. Take your letter, and think of a country that begins with that letter.
7. Take the last letter in the name of that country, and think of an
animal.
8. Now, take the last letter in the name of that animal, and think of
a color.
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9. But remember, that there are no Orange Kangaroos in Denmark.
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Puzzle 3
How Clean Is Your Mind?????
I challenge you NOT to think dirty.
All of the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way.
Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded:
1) What is a four-letter word that ends in "k"and means the same as
intercourse?
2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long,
has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4) What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
5) Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t "
one of which is a word for a woman?
6) What does a dog do that you can step into?
7) What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with " k", and if
you can't get one you can use your hands?
8) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
9) What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of
birdcages?
10) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than
on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife
after they're married?
ANSWERS:
1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a twenty dollar bill)
4. (firetruck)
5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
6. (pants)
7. (fork)
8. (Almond Joy candy bar)
9. (grit)
10. (last name)
You people should be ashamed of yourself! I know what you were thinking!
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Puzzle 4
The following small quiz consists of 4 questions that
tells whether you are qualified to be a professional.
According to statistics of Andersen World-wide, around
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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Wrong Answer: open the refrigerator, put in the
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Correct Answer: open the refrigerator, take out
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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference,
all the animals attend except one. Which animal
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Correct Answer: The Elephant! (Why? The Elephant
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This tests whether you have comprehensive thinking.
OK, if you did not answer correctly the
last three questions, this one may be your last
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4. There is a river, which is filled with
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Correct Answer!: Simply swim through it.
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I hope you got this one correct.
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Puzzle 5
A group of campers have been on vacation so long,
that they've forgotten the day of the week.
The following conversation ensues.
Darryl: What's the day? I don’t think it is Thursday, Friday or Saturday.
Tracy: Well that doesn’t narrow it down much. Yesterday was
Sunday.
Melissa: Yesterday wasn’t Sunday, tomorrow is Sunday.
Ben: The day after tomorrow is Saturday.
Adrienne: The day before yesterday was Thursday.
Susie: Tomorrow is Saturday.
David: I know that the day after tomorrow is not Friday.
If only one person’s statement is true, what day of the week is
it?
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ANSWER
It is Wednesday. If it was any other day of the week,
more than one statement would be true.
To solve the riddle, evaluate each person’s statement
and write down what day it could be according to the statement.
David’s statement indicates it could be any day of the
week except for Wednesday. When you list the days that it
could be according to everyone’s statement,
it turns out Wednesday is the day mentioned only one time.
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ANSWERS TO PUZZLE 1
1. 26 = L of the A (26 Letters of the Alphabet)
2. 7 = D of the W (7 Days of the Week)
3. 1001 = AN (1001 Arabian Nights)
4. 12 = S of the Z (12 Signs of the Zodiac)
5. 54 = C in a D (with J) (54 Cards in a Deck (with Jokers))
6. 9 = P in the SS (9 Planets in the Solar System)
7. 88 = PK (88 Piano Keys)
8. 13 = S on the AF (13 Stripes on the America Flag)
9. 32 = D F at which W F (32 Degrees at which Water Freezes)
10. 18 = H on a G C (18 Holes on a Golf Course)
11. 90 = D in a R A (90 Degrees in a Right Angle)
12. 200 D for P G in M ($200 for Passing Go in Monopoly)
13. 8 = S on a SS (8 Sides on a Stop Sign)
14. 3 = B M (S H T R) (3 Blind Mice (See How They Run))
15. 4 = Q in a G (4 Quarts in a Gallon)
16. 24 = H in a D (24 Hours in a Day)
17. 1 = W on a U (1 Wheel on a Unicycle)
18. 5 = D in a Z C (5 Digits in a Zip Code)
19. 57 = H V (57 Heinz Varieties)
20. 11 = P on a F B T (11 Players on a Football Team)
21. 1000 = W that a P is W (1000 Words that a Picture is Worth)
22. 29 = D in F in a L Y (29 Days in February in a Leap Year)
23. 64 = S on a C B (64 Squares on a Chess Board)
24. 40 = D and N of the G F (40 Days and Nights of the Great Flood)
25. 76 = T in the B P (76 Trombones in the Big Parade)
26. 50 = W to L Y L (50 Ways to Leave Your Lover)
27. 99 = B of B on the W (99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall)
28. 60 = S in an M (60 Seconds in a Minute)
29. 1 = H on a U (1 Horn on a Unicorn)
30. 9 = J on the SC (9 Justices on the Supreme Court)
31. 7 = B for SB (7 Brides for Seven Brothers)
32. 21 = D on a D (21 Dots on a Die)
33. 7 = W of the AW (7 Wonders of the Ancient World)
34. 15 = M on a D M C (15 Men on a Dead Mans Chest)
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